GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like